MILF?

I feel the need to clarify MILF..   MILF for the purpose of this blog/ this march/ and this life is an attitude.    We are not your mother’s mother.  We have never been to a beauty parlor.  We do not have our hair ‘set’.  We ROCK 40…  We can bring home the bacon and fry in up in a pan.  {We may let you forget you’re a man because we are really focused on that bacon}  We wear yoga pants and 5 inch heels, although never at the same time.   We range in size from 2- 22.  We range in age from 30-60.  We may or may not have children.  We may or may not be married.  Hell, we may or may not be women.

We are living in a busy crazy financially burdened time, but realize the importance of taking time out for FUN.  We have jobs, kids, pets, charities, spouses, parents, friends, and countless other responsibilities that we do gladly and we do well.  We are imperfect.  We embrace our flaws.   We are hot messes and we are proud of it.

And for this Million Milf March~ we celebrate OURSELVES.  We celebrate our wrinkles and muffin tops.  We will be selfish.  We will be gluttonous.  We will be kid-free!  We will eat and drink and be merry.  We will not be judged.  We will raise money for a good cause.  We will march.  {and by ‘march’ we mean ‘stroll from bar to bar’}

We are MILFs.

M.I.L.F

  1. Moms I’d Like to Friend
  2. Moms Immersed in Laughter and Fun
  3. Moms Indulging in Libations and Fodder
  4. Moms Imbibing Liquor Fiercly
  5. Moms Injesting Liquor and Food
  6. Moms Inebriated Looking for Food
  7. Many Idiots Laughing like Fools
  8. Moms In Love with Fun
  9. Moms Into Looking Fabulous!
  10. Moms- Intelligent, Loving, Fabulous
  11. Modern Intelligent Loving Females
  12. Moms Incredibly Loving Fun
  13. Moms Involved in Lascivious Foolishness
  14. Man, I Look Fabulous!

~~ add YOUR definition of MILF in the comment section below and I will add it to the list.. Let’s keep it growing ~~